An Australian Pub Joke:
An Englishman, an Irishman and an Australian walk into a bar.
The barman says, “Is this some kind of bloody joke?”
Question and Answer Jokes:
Question: What do you call a Boomerang that doesn’t come back?
Answer: A Stick.
Question: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
Answer: Bloody big holes all over Australia
An American in Australia Joke:
An American was knocked unconscious in a serious accident while traveling in Australia. The ambulance took him to a local hospital for treatment.
When he finally woke up he asked the nurse, “Was I brought here to die?”
“No,” said the nurse. “You were brought in here yesterday.” (To die = today in our accent)