[Blog Post] A Funny Aussie Bloke's Love Poem

[Blog Post] A Funny Aussie Bloke's Love Poem

The author of this poem is unknown as it was received via e-mail however we thought it sounded like a true blue Aussie male so we’re sharing it here. Who said Australian men weren’t romantic?!

An Australian Love Poem.

Of course I love ya darlin
You’re a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word.

So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s somethin there to grab.

So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there.

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
Yurs just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best.

I’m tellin’ ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs.

I swear on me nanna’s grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get.

No matter what u look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footballs’ on
And fetch another beer.

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